karkatthecrab:

its-a-threebatchproblem:

ugh cake

THE STRAWBERRIES ARE WEARING TUXES

THE STRAWBERRIES

ARE WEARING TUXES

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#one of life’s greatest tragedies is the absence of a winslet-dicaprio marriage

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housewifeswag:

I love her.

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confusedtree:

It is incredibly important that you immediately direct your attention to this crab that looks like Charlie Brown

turnnaroundbrighteyes:

ugh

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piss-paws:

apocalypse-meow-92:

imthegh0stwiththemost:

gwainenovak:

apathy-acres:

tyleroakley:

“What Old People Think About Gay Sex”

“How do you identify?”

“Old”  

I’ve never hit reblog so fast in my life. 

“There’s nothing wrong with being a slut”

I think I need these people to adopt me as their granddaughter okay

I love old people. They say the most naughty and raunchy things and it’s hilarious.

“Ill be sexual until the day I die” 

SO RELEVANT TO SATURDAY NIGHT

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